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• About Me
  1. A bit about me...
     
  2. Everything you never wanted to know
     
• Humour archive
  
  • Archive 1
    1. Taken from real CV's and covering letters
       
    2. Taken from actual performance evaluations
       
    3. Taken from military performance appraisals
       
    4. Office Christmas Party
       
    5. Lost Verses from Genesis
       
    6. Lightbulbs
       
    7. The Modern Genesis
       
    8. A new element - Administratium
       
    9. Get the most out of your PC Support Team
       
    10. Murphy's Laws
        
  • Archive 2
    1. Miscellaneous general acronyms
       
    2. Miscellaneous technical acronyms
       
    3. Einstein, Picasso, and Bush - the divine verdict
       
    4. Eye examination chart
       
    5. Judging Chili - Texas style
       
    6. GCSE Examination answers
       
    7. Commuter Aeroplane joke
       
    8. Lessons to Learn from Noah and the Ark
       
    9. Extracts from Letters sent to Councils
       
  • Archive 3
    1. Vile Green Hairy Lip Squid
       
    2. What's in the picture?
       
    3. Computer programming technical terms
       
    4. History Bloopers
       
    5. Court Stories
       
    6. Restaurant Story
       
    7. Smart Dog Story
       
    8. Bricklayer's Report
       
    9. The Dilbert Principle
       
    10. The Dilbert Salary Theorem
        
    11. WordPerfect Help Line
        
    12. That's Life!
        
  • Archive 4
    1. Speeding?
       
    2. Bad Puns
       
    3. Are you the Weakest Link?
       
    4. Sorry ladies!
       
    5. Bridget Jones Diet
       
    6. Life in Dallas
       
    7. The French teacher explained...
       
    8. If Noah was to build the Ark today...
       
    9. Only in Britain...
       
    10. Can you believe it?
        
    11. Product Ingredients
        
  • Archive 5
    1. Say it in Chinese!
       
    2. Trip to the Vet
       
    3. The Three Little Pigs
       
    4. Farmer vs. Lawyer
       
    5. Atheist vs. Grizzly Bear
       
    6. Tenjewberrymud
       
    7. Helpdesks: What they say vs. what they mean
       
    8. Callers: What they say vs. what they mean
       
    9. Helpdesk stories from around the country
       
  • Archive 6
    1. Product Labels
       
    2. Trainee Genie joke
       
    3. Ducks in Heaven
       
    4. Smart Cats
       
    5. Things you'd never know without the movies
       
    6. Comparison of Religious Theory
       
    7. Letter from Grandma (22 Nov 2001)
       
    8. B.O.O.K. Device (23 Dec 2001)
       
    9. Perpetual Motion (23 Dec 2001)
       
    10. On the Job Braining (23 Dec 2001)
        
    11. Santa's Dead (23 Dec 2001)
        
  • Archive 7
    1. How to give your cat a pill (08 Jan 2002)
       
    2. Cynical Remarks (08 Jan 2002)
       
    3. Management (08 Jan 2002)
       
    4. Travel Talk (08 Jan 2002)
       
    5. Dumb Newspaper Headlines (06 Mar 2002)
       
    6. Rush Job Calendar (06 Mar 2002)
       
    7. Philosophers Convention (06 Mar 2002)
       
    8. Australian Public Service Entrance Exam (06 Mar 2002)
       
    9. Church Notices (15 Apr 2002)
       
    10. Learning English (15 Apr 2002)
        
    11. Are you American? (06 May 2002)
        
  • Archive 8
    1. Irish Medical Dictionary (18 Jul 2002)
       
    2. Customer Dial-In (18 Jul 2002)
       
    3. The Gardener's Hymn (18 Jul 2002)
       
    4. Millennium English (18 Jul 2002)
       
    5. Weird Facts (20 Aug 2002)
       
    6. Dear Diary (23 Sep 02)
       
    7. What Children Say (24-SEP-02)
       
    8. Seven ten cap (24-SEP-02)
       
    9. Lawyers (who needs 'em?) (24-SEP-02)
       
    10. Special Note to Item 6604 (24-SEP-02)
        
    11. Medical Records (29-SEP-02)
        
  • Archive 9
    1. Why did the chicken cross the road? (12-OCT-02)
       
    2. Two Cows (15-OCT-02)
       
    3. Various Laws (15-OCT-02)
       
    4. Amazing Anagrams (24-OCT-02)
       
    5. Meals on Wheels (24-OCT-02)
       
    6. Did I get the job? (24-OCT-02)
       
    7. Five Surgeons (03-NOV-02)
       
    8. Almighty God Tabernacle (03-NOV-02)
       
    9. Who is the leader of China? (28-NOV-02)
       
  • Archive 10
    1. Surprising Similies (09-DEC-02)
       
    2. Two Scientists (09-DEC-02)
       
    3. Believe it or Not (09-DEC-02)
       
    4. How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity (09-DEC-02)
       
    5. David Brent's Office Wisdom (16-DEC-02)
       
    6. Peter Kay's Observations (30-JAN-03)
       
    7. Statement from a BMW Driver (30-JAN-03)
       
    8. Lawyers Christmas Letter (30-JAN-03)
       
  • Archive 11
    1. Next week's Schedule (03-MAR-03)
       
    2. Having a Bad Day? (04-MAR-03)
       
    3. Frog Joke (29-MAR-03)
       
    4. Technical Support Jokes (31-MAR-03)
       
    5. You know you're in the 21st Century when... (20-MAY-2003)
       
    6. Guarantee for an Aircraft (20-MAY-2003)
       
    7. New Company Policy from Human Resources (20-MAY-03)
       
    8. Optical Illusions (10 June 2003)
    9. Things my mother taught me (03-JUL-03)
    10. Clever Female (20-JUL-03)
  • Archive 12
    1. Strange noise (17-AUG-03)
       
    2. New Words (17-AUG-03)
       
    3. Letter to a Bank (04-SEP-03)
       
    4. Ever applied for a Job and got Rejected? (02-NOV-2003)
       
    5. Spelling Chequer (02-NOV-2003)
       
    6. How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? (02-NOV-2003)
       
    7. Open Letter to Bulk E-Mailers (02-NOV-2003)
       
    8. The Ostrich Story (17-APR-2004)
       
    9. Spouse Criterion (17-APR-2004)
       
    10. Girls' Stuff: The World according to Delia and Co. (23-NOV-2004)
        
  • Archive 13
    1. Smart Blonde (13-Oct-05)
       
    2. Scientists Discover New Element: Governmentium (13-Oct-05)
       
    3. National Security (04-Dec-05)
       
    4. The Amish Elevator (04-Dec-05)
       
    5. Headlines of the Year 2002 (06-Dec-05)
       
    6. How do you decide whom to marry (28-APR-2006)
       
    7. Zen Advice (28-APR-2006)
       
    8. As I've matured (28-APR-2006)
       
    9. What State Mottos SHOULD Be (28-APR-2006)
       
    10. Where NOT to take your holiday this year (28-APR-2006)
        
    11. Barbecue Etiquette (11-MAY-2006)
        
  • Miscellaneous one-liners
  • Computer humour
    1. Obfuscated no-ops and other stupidities
       
    2. Hexadecimal words
       
    3. Undocumented Instruction Opcodes
       
    4. Everyday SQL
       
    5. How to write illegible programs
       
    6. Information: Use of the MotherInLaw object
       
    7. Types of Bug
       
    8. Information: Possible Solution to MotherInLaw problems
       
    9. Technical Support: a bug in the system
       
    10. Murphy's Computer Laws (9th Sep 2005)
        
    11. Obfuscating your Error Messages (18th Oct 2005)
        
• Cool Links
  1. Friends and Family sites
     
  2. Christian sites
     
  3. Computer techie / website design sites
     
  4. Search Engines
     
  5. Humour, Jokes, Stories, and Useless Information
     
  6. Norfolk (UK)
     
  7. Pot Luck
     
• My Pictures
  1. General Pictures
  2. Trip to Hainan Island, China
  3. Trip to China, May 2004 (P.R. China)
  4. Trip to China, May 2004 (Hong Kong)
• Articles
  1. Miscellaneous Articles
     
     1. Nails in the Fence (23 Mar 2001)
        
     2. How to Irritate Other Road Users (06 Apr 2001)
        
     3. Use Blind Carbon Copy! (17 Apr 2001)
        
     4. Wise (or otherwise) Sayings (26 May 2001)
        
     5. Five Important Lessons (12 Jan 2002)
        
     6. Things I've Learned (15 Jan 2002)
        
     7. Gullibility Virus (24 Mar 2002)
        
     8. Baffling Pigs (05 May 2002)
        
     9. Psychological Test (18 Jul 2002)
        
     10. Chinese Mystery Meat (04 Aug 2002)
         
     11. Popup/popunder windows (10 Aug 2002)
     12. Spam aware (29 Aug 2002)
     13. Ruling out the Spam (25 Feb 2003)
     14. Freeware (20 May 2003)
     15. Optical Illusions (10 June 2003)
     16. Is your computer secure? (01 Mar 2004)
     17. Life Lessons (11 May 2006)
         
  2. Fun with Maths
     
     1. 1089 guaranteed!
        
     2. The Rotating Number
        
     3. Try the Chocolate Maths Game
        
     4. Try your brain at simultaneous equations
        
     5. Next number in the sequence (20 May 2003)
        
  3. A Random walk with God
     
     1. Is your hut burning? (23 Mar 2001)
        
     2. God's Voicemail (17 Apr 2001)
        
     3. Spending time with God (09 Jun 2001)
        
     4. A fresh look at Psalm 23 (09 Aug 2001)
        
     5. Did Jesus use a Modem...? (11 Aug 2001)
        
     6. Relationship with God (27 Oct 2001)
        
     7. Are you a radical? (05 May 2002)
        
     8. A Different Prayer (24 Sep 2002)
        
     9. That's God! (03 Nov 2002)
        
     10. Father's Love Letter (23 Nov 2002)
         
     11. Birthday celebration (16 Dec 2002)
         
     12. My Attorney (17 April 2004)
         
  4. Another Random walk with God
     
     1. Shipwrecked! (30 Sep 2005)
        
     2. Holy One-Liners (30 Sep 2005)
        
     3. You think God can't use you? (30 Sep 2005)
        
  5. Bible Studies
     
     1. Worship (22 Nov 2001)
        
     2. Gathering Around the Word (22 Nov 2001)
        
     3. Hearing from God (18 Sep 2002)
        
     4. Attitudes to Work (12 Dec 2002)
        
     5. Rejoicing in Any Situation (12 Dec 2002)
        
     6. The Mystery of the Holy Trinity (12 Dec 2002)
        
     7. Shalom (12 Dec 2002)
        
     8. True Friendship (11 Oct 2003)
        
  6. Computing Articles
     
     1. Spam aware (29 Aug 2002)
     2. Mystery Meat Navigation (29 Aug 2002)
     3. Ruling out the Spam (25 Feb 2003)
     4. Freeware (20 May 2003)
     5. Send Mailform
     6. Is your computer secure? (01 Mar 2004)
     7. ASAP Personal Member (01 May 2004)
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• Guestbook
  
• Fun stuff
  
  1. Simulation of the Game of Life
     
  2. This sucks!
     
  3. Jumbled text - this is amazing!
     
  4. Magic calculator
     
  5. Mind Reader
     
  6. Animal Logic
     
  7. Colour Test
     
  8. Viewing Options
     
  9. Courtesy Phrases
  10. Grammar Test
  11. MIDI Music Files
  12. Popup/popunder windows
  13. Spam aware
  14. Ruling out the Spam
  15. New site!! Extradisambiguator (New window)
  16. Threaded Blog at Extradisambiguator (New window)
  17. Send Mailform
  18. Is your computer secure? (01 Mar 2004)
  19. Psychology Test
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